Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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