Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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