He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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