chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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