I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just took my morning after pill in the library
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just want to make out with him forever
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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