I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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