i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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