you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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