plz talk dirty to me
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Randomize