I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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