dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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