Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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