Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Randomize
