just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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