I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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