Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
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