wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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