Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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