he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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