but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We have so much sex to catch up on
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We are all done wearing pants today
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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