i can't believe i had my finger in that
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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