Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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