so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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