is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
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