So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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