You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
We had to coat check the pizza.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
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