You're completely useless in the revolution.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
