i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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