Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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