You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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