Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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