so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
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