my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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