Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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