I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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