it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my being single is dangerous.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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