"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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