If i come over, it means nothing
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
It's blow job season.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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