So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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