Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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