you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
this is an emotional support booty call
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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