Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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