Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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