ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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