Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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