An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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