I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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