Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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