Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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