He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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