whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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