apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize