Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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