is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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