She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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