STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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